Happy New Year! Look at my shiny, green thing. It's a noise maker. A horrible, evil noise maker that can make little monsters with brand new tubes in their ears scream BLOODY FREAKEN MURDER if used. But I won't do that. I'll just hold it up for the camera, a la Vanna White. I will tell Lesco that if he even thinks about making a sound with that instrument of Satan I will shove it so far down his throat he pees glitter.
See those pretty bags under my eyes? I hope they go away this year!
Happy 2011!!
