Showing posts with label Pieday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pieday. Show all posts

Monday, November 14, 2011

Our annual made up holiday.


We kick off the holidays in our family with pie. Lots of it. When Jared and I were first married we couldn't get the fam to commit to any major (or minor) holidays at our house. People had dibs. They were unbending. They threw the iron fist of holiday tradition down on our puny little heads. (Little known tidbit- Jared and I both have small heads. Phin too. Noggin is the only thing of his still lagging on the growth chart.)


So we caved. We stopped asking and started inventing. In all reality, we didn't ask very long because our very first Pie Day was only 2.5 months into our marriage.

Pie Day facts. 

-First pie day featured full turkey dinner. Complete with stuffed acorn squash and other appetizers. Mistake. Everyone's gut was busting before we ever made it to the pie. Now we stick with just soup and stuffed mushrooms. And a cheese box. Can't forget the ball of cheese shaped like a present.

-We make all the pies ourselves. 20+   All our patrons do is come and eat.

-We have learned over the years which pies are more flammable than other. Coconut is the clear winner.

-We forget to invite people every year. Important people we really, really love. We're total idiots when it comes to hosting.

-In our defense, it does have an official day so people should mark their calendars in advance. It's the Saturday before the Friday before Thanksgiving. Doesn't that sound better than two Saturdays before? We keep it classy and confusing.

-In the people's defense we changed it this year to accommodate a football game.

-We will never, ever, EVER do that again. Ever. We need that extra day.

People love pie day. That's what the tell us anyway. I love it because I feel guilt free blasting Christmas music once it comes around. Holidays have started around these parts. 


Fire place stays unlit when kids on a sugar high are running around. Toddlers setting the house on fire ruins the holiday mood for sure.

But once the house was ours for the weekend...

Fear not. Photo illusion makes you think that felt garland closer than it is. However, sucker is coming down before we light another one.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Dear Monster Monster,

Today was your very first Pieday. Before you ever existed your Daddy and I tried to get everyone over for the holidays (when I say holidays, I wasn't picky. I would have taken Flag day!) but no one would come. They all had long standing plans else where. So we did what any logical people would do, we made up our own. Nobody can claim tradition elsewhere on a made up holiday. Well, they can, but we'll talk about liars when your older.

We decided the most important factor in creating a holiday was the food. Obvious, right? We chose pie. Pieday. What do you do on Pieday? You eat. lots and lots and lots more pie. We made 23 this year. Even with a monster rolling around our feet and demanding to fed and cuddled and occasionally wanting a superman to eat. Monster, please learn to respect your superheros. He didn't save our planet just to have a monster eat his head in between Cheerios.

I didn't burn any pies this year. I didn't yell at your daddy until at least 30 hours into the bake fest. And I didn't poison anyone. Total success.



You preferred mac and cheese.

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