Showing posts with label martha stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label martha stewart. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

In a little shock over here..

Did the world just tilt on it's axis unexpectedly? Is the moon in some very rare lunar cycle? Were your animals all on edge this morning?

My baby, ugh, toddler, slept through the night. If that doesn't indicate that something awfully strange is going on in the world today...

I want to do something to celebrate. Normally I'd just light fireworks and invite presidents to dinner, but this calls for something bigger. Something bluer.

I think I'll consult Martha. She knows everything.

I think it will be this. It's only summer once a year, you know.



Martha's Genius Recipe

Sunday, October 17, 2010

When it's you vs. a monster day in and day out, you need your strength. While 32 fun size snickers bars might seem like the obvious answer, don't believe the hype, it doesn't work. Instead you're up all night puking peanuts and wrestling candy wrappers from your demon puppy who's desperately trying to get a few licks of chocolate because she's hungry from the three day stretch of starvation you put her through while running around like a meth addict on a sugar high with a screaming baby.



Instead, go for the spaghetti squash. Martha makes it with turkey meatballs and spinach.


Popeye ate spinach and he fought Bluto.
http://www.wholeliving.com/recipe/spaghetti-squash-with-turkey-meatballs
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