Monster + Lesco

My husband has ruined my life and for this he must bring me presents.

Last time Lesco was in town he decided to spoil my monster. I can't blame him, that monster has the cuteness of a creature that doesn't eat village people for lunch. And I totally mean the people that live in small, country towns, not those that spell out the names of fitness clubs with their limbs. He decided that instead of putting him back in his crib at 2 am he would cuddle with him on the couch until I woke up.

Maybe my lesco needs additional taming himself.

Now that he is gone again, Monster is not satisfied with a 2 am eat and sleep. He will scream and growl until I cuddle him for one thousand baby years. This equals to approximately 3 to 4 human hours. If I did not work, I might not mind. But I do. And I hate it.

And Lesco, if you're reading this, you can buy me pretty things and make me waffles to make me feel better.
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These will do.