Have you ever wanted to see the love child between a "brawny zebra" and "sassy donkey"? Yeah, me either, but sometimes the universe gives us little gifts we didn't even know we wanted.
Things like Zonkeys. Plus corndogs. Plus reality shows about guys who make duck whistles.
But back to Zonkeys! I was alerted to this by my very informed co-worker and now I can’t, cannot, stop smiling. And the author of this little piece of literary heaven? Read every word. I bet she shook her head the entire time she wrote. Impetuous Romeo indeed. Just goes to show that true lust can’t be stopped. No fence be holding these two back from a good time. Lordy.
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Can I also remind the world that my baby, my teeny, tiny baby, is turning one in a mere week. How can this be? Every cliche is so true. I live in some sort of time warp or matrix or Bill and Ted phone booth over here. He is the sweetest. Don't challenge me on that. I'm weepy.
Also, also, also, it's freaking Friday. Phew.
Where have you been hiding?!
ReplyDeleteAnd ONE?! How is that possible?! Such a little cutie!
One!! Nice. That animal
ReplyDeleteIs cool! He's a cutie!