Thursday, April 7, 2011

Why Jared will never tell Phin any stork nonsense

Jared is all about the facts yo. My sister in law is creating a new kid of her own right now. We just love to harass her two year old with questions about the baby. "Simon, is your Mommy having a girl baby or a boy baby? What will the babe's name be? How many babies are in your mommy's tummy?" It's usually right about then that Jared butts in and ruins all of our fun. "There are NO babies in your Mommy's tummy. There is a baby is her uterus."

Yeah, I guess Steve and Kari never taught Simon where the uterus is when they had their body part lessons last week. Goodbye Harvard.

Last night I was rocking Phinny while Jared read him his good night book. The book has all sorts of little animals with their Moms cuddling up for some shut eye. Phin and I were totally enjoying the book until Lesco up and skipped a page. Silly me, I thought this was just an oversight.

"You skipped a page."

"On purpose."

"I like that page. It has the bees on it. We have to teach Phin Phin what noise the bees make."

"No. Bees don’t have Mommies. It's wrong. I'm not going to teach him that."

"Bees have Mommies."

"Not that love them."

Fine. Phin will only get the bees page when I read the book. Because in my world, bees are loved by their mommas.

2 comments:

  1. Uterus, we are such bad humans, I mean come on, doesn't everyone teach their two-year old it's a uterus (rolls eyes), honestly. Phin better know the anatomically correct terms for body parts by this time next year, or maybe I will give him until that fall, but either way I am quizzing him and he better know them all!

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  2. Pshaw Kari, don't act like you didn't hear him reminding Steve that he should monitor serum glucose levels on one of his patients as they adapt to the high-glucose load of a TPN solution.

    He learned where the uteras was six months ago.

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