Stuff I don't want to do.

This post is going to be brief. Basically it's the beginning of a list.

An opposite bucket list.

Totally inspired by the fact that I got to see body juice flying out of two different holes on my brand new nephew the other night in a way I didn't know a five day old body had the power to do. And by see I mean get completely covered in. yay.

Nobody could quit commenting on how they had never seen a baby do that before. I really wish it had stayed that way. So check it, other things I could live without.

1)      Try any food involving brains or blood. No thank you. I prefer not puking up my meal.

2)      Run a marathon. I have no aspirations. Doesn't it take hours? My interest level would totally wear off after 90 minutes. If I can't finish a game of scrabble without wandering off there is no way me and the pavement could hang for 4+. Besides, be kind to your knees, I always say. 

3)      Go to Antartica. Really? Snow? Seen it. Ice? Seen it. Polar Bears? Seen it. Untimely death do to frozen chopper blades? Don’t want to see it.

4)      Swim with dolphins. Do they bite? Or even nibble? Plus I think the whole thing is kind of sad. I don’t even want to take my kid to Marine World because the place is so depressing. Now if it just spontaneously happened if some exotic locale and wasn’t a paid for/dolphins are placed there kind of thing, that would be really cool.

5)      Meet my favorite celebrity crush. If I can't make out Michael C Hall or Ryan Gosling upon meeting what's the point? Just a handshake might be more depressing than the freaking dolphins.

And just because I can't believe this was a week ago in just a few hours, another picture of something that I didn't even know was on my bucket list. Here's big brother meeting little brother.