When Jared and I were first married we saw something. Something we still can not get out of our little heads eight years later.
"Mel, don't be obvious, but look to your left."
"I don't see anyth...holy crap is he eating his Mom's hair?"
"Look away, look away, she's looking!"
"He's like, nine!"
"Ten, I think he's ten. He has half her ponytail in his mouth."
"Is he gagging?"
"I can't stop staring. Why is she letting him do that?"
Confession, I have a hair eater. I can't stand it. I can not keep my hair out of his little mouth. If he's not eating it he yanking it out. I'm ready to go all Britney and shave it off.
I'm going to keep my Mommy judgements to myself from now.
Babe is lucky I'm a sucker for those big brown eyes.
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