A lot of crimes committed in our house today

One of us made a really big purchase without consulting the other.
One of us said a really bad curse word in response.
One of us got a bloody nose. Not related to the above occurrence.
One of use bought an expensive toy in retaliation of the first offense.
One of us turned our phone off so the other couldn't call.
One of us smacked our mom in the face. At least six times.
Two of us cried when we looked at our bank account.
One of us laughed.

Yup. One of those days.

Kind of want to trade places with this guy.