You get to leave the house in your jammies and the general population thinks you're cute, not great material for that wal-mart blog.
People love your speech impediment. Chuluck = truck? From a girl with a lisp, this is a big one.
"You're getting soooo big" is a total compliment. Sometimes it's followed by clapping. No one claps when I gain weight. Ever.
If you aren't near a bathroom, no issue. Don't say you haven't been there.
Someone will read you to sleep. I'd love this every night.
You are the meal eater, not the meal maker. Your palate is satisfied by simple things, like these.
One is suh-weet.
ha, this is hilarious and so true! adore!
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"If you aren't near a bathroom, no issue. Don't say you haven't been there."
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hehehe, this made me smile. is it bad that my palate is satisfied by those foods too?
ReplyDeleteMel, I'll have you know that is a very diverse diet. Mine will only eat two of those things...the chex and the cheese. On the other hand, she almost never poops..go figure.
ReplyDeleteLJ- The only reason we put out a baby buffet is a thin hope that he might eat just one of those things. We've tried more choices/less choices, giving the same thing over and over, depriving him of milk for hours before.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazingly difficult to get that kid to eat anything. I am not ashamed to admit I've even tried coating things in nutella to bribe him. Rarely works. I can't wait for those teenage boy days where I can't keep enough food in the house.