Ice cream before dinner is ok. Especially Ben and Jerry's. Spoil your appetite? Make you scream all night long from a tummy ache slash sugar high? Huh.
Let groceries sit for a while on the counter before you get to putting them away. Maybe milk should be like wine and cheese. Better aged.
Feet on the counter are fine. Isn't that why they make clorox wipes?
Putiting your pajamas bottoms and favorite band t-shirt on hours before bed? Perfectly acceptable. Classy even. Wear them to Walmart, you'll fit right in.
Post pictures that make you look like a terrible parent on the internet. It will make people feel better about themselves. It's called the MTV Teen Mom effect. or affect. Who knows.
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'm glad someone acknowledged the "mom skirt" ;)
ReplyDeleteYour blog is awesome, this post makes me laugh!
This is awesome! And yes I know Ben and Jerry well and its prefectly acceptable to eat for dinner.
ReplyDeleteThis honesty is so refreshing, and my groceries usually "age" for a while.
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You're hilarious. I just love your sense of humor, Mel!! Your comments always make me laugh, and I enjoy coming over here and reading what you have to say. :)
ReplyDeleteHope you have a wonderful weekend!!
Haha!!!! I love it! I do all of those things all the time! Perfectly fine I say!
ReplyDeletehahaha, i think that is perfectly fine ... nothing wrong with that! hahha :)
ReplyDeleteaffect effect = end result I laughed. :)
ReplyDeletethis is so perfect! all of these equal the perfect mom! so awesome! thanks for the blog lovin girl! hope to hear from you again soon!
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milk is better aged. and with those clumps in it. curdled? what? no. i call them milk balls and they are delicious.
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